"I am jealous of those who think more deeply, who write better, who draw better, who look better, who live better, who love better than I."
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
that is the single most incredible insult i have ever heard in my life
i work at home depot and yesterday i decided to pick up some possible paint colors for future living arrangements and loved this swatch
especially this one
which once you crop it comes out to be this color online
and i kept wondering…where have i seen that color before when it dawned on me.
you can never truly leave
- me flirting: *ukrainian accent* we have a connection
Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?
- YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
- put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
- YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
- carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
- OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
- broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
- WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA
- collection of politely worded love letters.